Hi Everyone –
It seems as I’ve gotten older, I spend an awful lot of time either telling people about my last illness and my doctor’s appointments or listening to them tell me about their most recent illness or listing their doctors’ appointment and not talking about fun things like the latest gossip or scandal. What are we becoming?? SO, I promise this is the last installment about my various medical experiences, as fascinating as they might be. Enough already!
Here we go, when we last left off, I had come to the end of my three month chiropractor commitment and I was still lurching around with no solution in sight. So, I embarked on an extensive medical research effort – namely, looking through the local Mansfield Living magazine – and, lo and behold, there was a full-page ad for Spine Team Texas, with offices all over, including Mansfield. They were announcing that they had added a new doctor, Dr. Kibuule, to their staff and he specialized in adult scoliosis. I figured “why not?” and made an appointment for March 23. His initial diagnosis was that he didn’t think he could do anything to help me, but sent me to get an MRI even though he suspected that it wouldn’t show anything. He referred me to a neurologist for an EMG test on my left foot and ankle and said to come back for another appointment on April 4th. Had the MRI done the next Wednesday, March 28, and had an appointment with the neurologist the following Friday, March 30. The EMG test is a fascinating sequence of electric stimuli to see if the nerves in my foot were still functioning – and they were! So he ordered an ankle brace, special vitamin pills because my toes were cold, and sessions at a local physical therapy center and come back to see him in a month. Another one of those “why not?” moments, so I ordered some of the vitamin pills, made an appointment with Hanger Orthotics to be fitted for a brace and signed up for physical therapy.
Meanwhile, I had the follow-up meeting with Dr. Kibuule, the spine surgeon. He had gotten the results of the MRI and now thought he could fix whatever it was that was wrong. The surgery would be preformed at Southlake Hospital where they have this fantastic new machine – the only one in the area. It’s like a big CTScan donut that goes around the patient and the surgeon just makes small incisions and inserts probes and can see what he’s doing in real-time throughout the procedure. He said I would stay in the hospital overnight and walk out the next morning. Another “why not?” moment. So in a matter of moments, the surgery was scheduled for the next Tuesday morning, April 10th. The Spine Team Texas main office and the Harris Methodist Hospital at Southlake are in adjoining buildings. Southlake is about 45 minutes north of here so we drove up the next day for the pre-op procedures at the hospital, including a chest x-ray. I didn’t think anything about it since I had had chest x-rays when I had been in the hospital last November and December. But the next day, the neurologist from the hospital called to say that the x-ray showed some nodes on my lungs and they wanted to check them out and could I come back up there the next day (Friday) so they could check them out with a CTScan. So back up to Southlake we went. They reviewed the scan immediately and told us right away not to be worried – it was just two broken ribs that had healed. I remembered my ribs really hurting after one of my first visits with the chiropractor and they said the ribs were probably just bruised. But guess what – they were actually broken!
The next Monday, I went to be fitted for the foot and ankle brace. They use a type of bandage/tape that they soak in water and then wrap around your foot and ankle. It dries and turns to a solid within minutes. The put a plastic slot-like thing on your leg before they wrap it and then they use a box cutter to cut the hardened mold from your foot. They also make a lot of different prosthetics there for amputees which made me feel a little guilty for being there just because my left foot was flopping around on its own – at least I still had a left foot!
Then up EARLY the next morning to be up at Southlake by 6:00 am with the surgery scheduled for 7:30. Checking into the hospital is like checking into the lobby of a Ritz-Carlton – they have six operating rooms and 16 “over-night suites” and the whole place is really posh! I don’t know that I would have chosen the room that I got, but then they didn’t ask me.
When I asked how long the surgery would take and they said 300 minutes I couldn’t believe it – I kept doing the arithmetic in my head and just couldn’t believe that it came out to 5 hours. It actually ended up taking 5-1/2 hours! The X-LIF (Extreme Lateral Interbody Fusion) procedure is performed using an incision on the side and then six small incisions on the back. He removed one ruptured disk and fused it with a metal “cage”, cleaned out some bulging tissue that was pressing against some nerves, and realigned two vertebrae by screwing them together. Lots of stuff going on in there! And I did walk out the next morning – with a supply of pain pills!
Before the surgery, I was fitted for a brace that is just like a corset from Gone with the Wind, including the a set of “pulleys” to tighten it – I’ll have to wear it for six to eight weeks. Also got a “bone growth stimulator” thingie that I have to wear for 30 minutes a day on my back for the next 9 months – when I’m not wearing it as a fashion accessory! It looks like the steering wheel on those little go-cars at a carnival. It uses a Combined Magnetic Force (CFM) to make the cells split and divide and grow faster. Actually it seems a little weird but it keeps track of the days you wear it and if you don’t do what they tell you, I’m not sure what they will do to you but I don’t think I want to find out!
So it’s been three weeks today since the surgery and I’ve “graduated” from two weeks of home-health nurse and physical therapist visits. The physical therapist kept instructing me to “sit down like a lady” so I’m not sure just how I’ve been sitting for the past 72 years, not knowing any better!
Got my foot-ankle brace this morning and it really does help keeping my foot in line. You can get the brace made in any one of a number of different patterns so I chose the leopard skin pattern. Another fashion accessory!
Putting on the tape to make the mold
Cutting the hardened mold with a box cutter
The finished mold
The leopard print doesn’t show up as much as I thought it would but it’s still fun. The brace goes over a pair of socks and into a shoe. It really does help! Started three days a week for four weeks of out-patient physical therapy this afternoon to work on those muscles in my left leg and foot so hopefully I’ll be able to walk like a normal person – I’m beginning to wonder if I ever did!
To make sure I include the entire family in my medical report, John had a colonoscopy yesterday which was supposed to be relatively non-eventful but he had a severe asthma attack right at the end of the procedure and scared everyone – thank goodness he seems to be almost completely recovered today. We had to take Bubba to the vet for an allergy shot since he was wheezing and whooping and pulling out his hair in tufts. He’s getting better too.
So that’s all the news from Camp Woebegone and what’s left of us!



















































